Mom and I, having skipped lunch, decided to head to the Sindia for a very early dinner (4pm). They advertise an amazing early bird special, we were famished, and it was less than a block away. We were the first ones there for the dinner shift, and were promptly seated and handed regular menus, and […]
Phone call: Me: Hi there. Did you get my voicemail from two days ago? I had requested a return phone call. Idiot: I sent you an email yesterday morning. Me: Oh, well, I guess it didn’t go through or something. I didn’t get it. Idiot: Yes, you did. Me: Um, no, I’m sorry, I didn’t. […]
Idiot: You need to smile more at work. Me: Me? I need to smile more?? Bite me. <Idiot laughs, starts choking on his/her drink.> Me: There…. See? I am smiling now!
Ordering my dinner at a local pub, on a busy Saturday night. Me: …and I will have the onion rings with that. Waitress: I’m sorry, we are out of onion rings until Monday. Me: I’ll wait. <Long pause, as she stares at me with a puzzled face> Me: Um… I am kidding. Waitress: Oh, hahaha. […]