Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Dating Site Idiots

I Didn’t Offend You? How About Now? Episode

Idiot: Hello Me: hi Idiot: How are you doing Me: I am well, thanks. How is your week going? Idiot: Not bed so far, Idiot: Just drinking some coffee at Starbucks right now,hou bout u what are u up to Me: Taking a lunch break Idiot: Ok.whhat is your name,I’m {his name} Me: I am Vicki Idiot: […]

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Dating Site Idiots

Well… that escalated quickly, sort of Episode

September 8 Idiot: good old pa girl .you got off weekends September 13 Idiot: Now your healthy lady .You know what deepthroating is Me: Wow. Does talking to complete strangers like that ever work for you? I have not yet gotten a response… Not sure if I hope I do (just to add to this), or hope I […]

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Dating Site Idiots

Yesterday’s Bread -or- Do I look like a hooker? Episode

*Server brings basket of bread with seasoned butter, which was fine. Idiot: Hey… Hey… C’mon now. You and I both know that this is yesterday’s bread. I want today’s bread. You know, fresh and hot. Take yesterday’s bread back and bring me fresh. You know what I mean. And I need olive oil, with pepper […]

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