Thursday, November 21, 2019
Dating Site Idiots

Idiot Theater – Old Fashioned Old Man Episode

FYI – My dating  profile says I seek men ages 30-45, and this guy’s first message to me is: Idiot: 30? Really? How could he afford you? Me: I take care of myself… No one needs to “afford” me. Idiot: The perfect woman. Wow. Me: A self-rescuing princess. Idiot: I am just old and rich […]

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Dating Site Idiots I am an Idiot

Idiot Theater – “Delete My Number” Episode

Idiot: Delete my number Me: Okay <Long Pause> Idiot: Why didn’t you call me back yesterday. Me: Who is this? Idiot: What? Me: Who is this? Idiot: It is me. Duh. We have been chatting for like 10 minutes now. Me: I’m sorry. I don’t recognize this number. It is not in my phone. Who […]

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Dating Site Idiots Kitten-Grams

Idiot Theater – Irrevokably Creeped Out Episode

Normal conversation is halted by a “kitten-gram”. Me: I’m sorry, but I can’t deal with anyone who would send me a picture like that. Idiot: Seriously? Me: Yes. I am pretty sure I explained to you before, but I guess you forgot. Idiot: So, what do you want? Me: Nothing. Idiot: Aw, c’mon. Me: You […]

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Dating Site Idiots Kitten-Grams

Idiot Theater – “You could hang a purse on it” Episode

Me: Ugh. Why did you think I would want to see that? Idiot: What is wrong with that picture? Me: Well, while I am grateful that it is at least covered up by gym shorts, I don’t find the photo, or the fact that you sent it, appealing at all. Idiot: You could hang a […]

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