Saturday, July 11, 2020
Dating Site Idiots

For those of you who miss “The Stalker” – allow me to introduce “The Creeper”

For those of you who miss “The Stalker” – allow me to introduce “The Creeper” Creeper: I know you don’t wan to go out………….yet I would go down on you for a month………….something about your photo Me: Um, wow. Does that kind of introduction ever work? Creeper: Well, I never tried it before (being honest […]

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Dating Site Idiots

Idiot Theater – The Stalker Saga Episode

This one is very long, folks. Make sure you have a drink, a snack, and have already been to the bathroom, before starting to read… _______________________ So, I have gotten some free therapy… Well, kind of… As someone who has never met me, is having his therapist (who also has never met me) analyze me. […]

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Dating Site Idiots I am an Idiot

Idiot Theater – “Delete My Number” Episode

Idiot: Delete my number Me: Okay <Long Pause> Idiot: Why didn’t you call me back yesterday. Me: Who is this? Idiot: What? Me: Who is this? Idiot: It is me. Duh. We have been chatting for like 10 minutes now. Me: I’m sorry. I don’t recognize this number. It is not in my phone. Who […]

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