After weeks of normal text chatting through iMessenger, and planning to meet up after the quarantine, Idiot disappears, with no messages for a week.
After 7 days of silence, he randomly sends a message through WhatsApp. Not just any message… a video. Not just any video… a live, close-up, “kitten-gram” performance. Yep, homemade porn.
Me: Blocking you now
Idiot: What?
Me: You didn’t even ask me if I wanted to see something like that
Idiot: I’m sorry
Me: Game over
Idiot: That was wrong
Me: WTF is wrong with you? Don’t message me again
Idiot: i’m sorry
Me: i’m taking care of my grandchildren right now. They are right next to me
Idiot: OMG I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that
Me: Don’t message me again. And if you would randomly send that to someone without asking, or without even any warning, you need to reassess your life
(For the record, I was not really with my grandchildren at the time. But I could’ve been… Which was more to the point)
