Crazy Neighbor: Hi there!
Me: …
Crazy Neighbor: Hey! Hi! What a beautiful day! Would you like me to help you with your groceries?
Me: …
Crazy Neighbor: Is something wrong?
*She starts approaching me*
Me: I’m pretty sure the police told you never to talk to me again, or set foot in front of my house. And nothing has changed since that day.
Crazy Neighbor: Oh… yeah.
*She walks away*
