Thank you to my friend, who just texted me to share his own Idiot moment. xoxo
Idiot: I just swallowed a whole cream cheese packet because I was eating so fast from being hungry
Idiot: Well, not the whole thing, but the top that you bite off. 🙁
Me: Laughing so hard right now
Idiot: LOL… I was like UT OH….
Me: Like that dog in the ice cream cone video
Idiot: guy next to me is still laughing
Idiot: yes, exactly like that dog