Thursday, December 12, 2019
Everyday Idiots Work Idiots

Captain Oblivious Episode

A friend sent me his Idiot of the Day. Enjoy…

One of my guys called my cell phone with info on a potential client.

Me: Just have him call the office.
Idiot: Can I give him your cell phone number?
Me: I would rather he call the office.
Idiot: I don’t know the phone number for the office.
Me: Are you on a job site?
Idiot : Yes
Me: Look at the giant white truck that you rode in. The phone number is on it, in multiple places. It’s also on the yard sign that you put in the front yard… and on the dozen door hangers that you put out 5 minutes ago.
Him: Oh.

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