HR Help Desk Chat
Idiot: Thank you for chatting with us today. How can I help you?
Me: I have the company’s US Holiday Schedule for 2018, but I cannot find the Offshore/India Holiday Schedule for 2018.
Idiot: Please try typing “offshore india” on the search bar
Me: On which page’s search bar?
Idiot: On the HR portal homepage
Me: I tried that, and did not get what I was looking for
Idiot: We apologize, the offshore calendar is not available in the HR portal
Me: Yes, I know. That is why I am contacting you. Okay, so where is it available?
Idiot: We are not sure where it is available, again, we apologize
I gave up.