Wednesday, April 01, 2020
Everyday Idiots Work Idiots

Helpless Desk Episode

HR Help Desk Chat

Idiot: Thank you for chatting with us today. How can I help you?

Me: I have the company’s US Holiday Schedule for 2018, but I cannot find the Offshore/India Holiday Schedule for 2018.

Idiot: Please try typing “offshore india” on the search bar

Me: On which page’s search bar?

Idiot: On the HR portal homepage

Me: I tried that, and did not get what I was looking for

Idiot: We apologize, the offshore calendar is not available in the HR portal

Me: Yes, I know. That is why I am contacting you. Okay, so where is it available?

Idiot: We are not sure where it is available, again, we apologize

I gave up.

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