Thursday, November 21, 2019
Everyday Idiots Work Idiots

I Know, Ma’am Episode

Me:  Those bags are mine.

Idiot: I know, ma’am.

Me:  Aren’t you going to ring them up?

Idiot:  Don’t worry, I put them on top of his things.

Me: But they are mine.

Idiot: I understand.

Me: No, I don’t think you do. The bags, which you keep putting on top of the man’s order behind me. Are the bags that I want to buy, and that you need to ring in with the rest of my order, so that I can pay for them, and put my purchases in them when I leave.  Those are not that man’s bags, they are mine. I want those bags, and the man behind me does not want those bags. You completed my order without my bags. You need to add those bags to my order before I pay you for my entire order, including those bags.

Idiot: Oh.  So these are yours?

Me: Yesssss.

Idiot:  Oh gosh, then I need to reopen your transaction.

Me: Yes, you do.

Idiot:  Hold on…  This would’ve been easier if I had known it from the beginning.

Man behind me:  You would’ve known from the beginning, if you had listened to this lady.  I don’t even know how many time she told you those were hers.

Idiot:  well, we are very busy here, sir.

Man behind me: I’m sure having to redo things makes it even busier, doesn’t it?

Idiot:  Yes, it does.

Man behind me: She still doesn’t get it,  does she?

Me: Nope,  but thanks for trying.

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