Wednesday, November 20, 2019
Dating Site Idiots

It’s Like Marble Episode

4 days of normal chatting happens, and we agree to meet…

1 day before we were scheduled to meet…

Idiot: Want a laugh??

Me: Yessss

Idiot: I took a WHOLE viagra this morning. Lol. My friend’s dad gave me one. Holyyyyyyy shit.

Me: Interesting

Idiot: Very

Idiot: It’s like marble

On the day we were scheduled to meet…

Me: I’ve been thinking about this since yesterday. I don’t mean to be a prude, but your choice of conversation topic yesterday was off  putting to me. I think it is probably a good idea if we forget about meeting up.

Idiot: Yeah, that’s fine. I don’t really give a shit anyway.

*This is strange because, normally, there would be an apology, insistence that this is not how he really is, probably a request for a “do over” – but instead… he just gave up.

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