4 days of normal chatting happens, and we agree to meet…
1 day before we were scheduled to meet…
Idiot: Want a laugh??
Idiot: I took a WHOLE viagra this morning. Lol. My friend’s dad gave me one. Holyyyyyyy shit.
Idiot: It’s like marble
On the day we were scheduled to meet…
Me: I’ve been thinking about this since yesterday. I don’t mean to be a prude, but your choice of conversation topic yesterday was off putting to me. I think it is probably a good idea if we forget about meeting up.
Idiot: Yeah, that’s fine. I don’t really give a shit anyway.
*This is strange because, normally, there would be an apology, insistence that this is not how he really is, probably a request for a “do over” – but instead… he just gave up.