There was a time when I thought this guy really had LTR potential, and we exclusive, on track for long term… until we weren’t.
Have not heard anything from him in a loooong time. Until today.
Me: Hi there. I figure you texted me by accident, and were trying to reach someone else. That’s okay. I hope work is going well, and that you are enjoying the city.
Idiot: I wanted to ask if you were okay
Idiot: and if you still demanded condoms during sex
Me: I am very well. And yes, until I have been in an exclusive relationship long enough to decide otherwise, of course, condoms are required, as they should be.
So romantic! Can’t imagine why we did not stay together… lol