Thursday, November 21, 2019
Dating Site Idiots I am an Idiot

Only Carnivores Need Apply

Guy: hi

Me: Hey there. TGIF

Guy: It seems like we have a lot in common. Would you like to get together for dinner sometime?

Me: I’m looking at your profile now. Are you a vegetarian?

Guy: Yes, but don’t worry, I’m not offended if you eat meat.

Me: But I’m offended that you don’t.

Guy: seriously?

Me: Yeah… Kind of.

Guy: Wow.

Me: Honestly, experimenting with food, cooking, and dining out, are all big parts of my entertainment. I can’t imagine myself being able to enjoy those things the way that I do, with a vegetarian in tow.

Guy: you could be missing out on a lot of great guys with that attitude.

Me: You’re probably right. That said, if you ever decide to cross over to the dark side, and would join me for a steak dinner, let me know.

Guy: I don’t see that happening.

Me: Understood. Best of luck in your search.

It is possible that I am the idiot here. I’ll own it.

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