Me: Hey there. TGIF
Guy: It seems like we have a lot in common. Would you like to get together for dinner sometime?
Me: I’m looking at your profile now. Are you a vegetarian?
Guy: Yes, but don’t worry, I’m not offended if you eat meat.
Me: But I’m offended that you don’t.
Me: Yeah… Kind of.
Me: Honestly, experimenting with food, cooking, and dining out, are all big parts of my entertainment. I can’t imagine myself being able to enjoy those things the way that I do, with a vegetarian in tow.
Guy: you could be missing out on a lot of great guys with that attitude.
Me: You’re probably right. That said, if you ever decide to cross over to the dark side, and would join me for a steak dinner, let me know.
Guy: I don’t see that happening.
Me: Understood. Best of luck in your search.
It is possible that I am the idiot here. I’ll own it.