(BTW… I am the idiot…)
<My cell phone rings>
Me: Hey, Mom… What’s up?
Mom: Hi Honey… Where did I catch you?
Me: I am at Genuardi’s.
Mom: No, you’re not.
Me: Um… Yes, I am.
Mom: I don’t think so. Weren’t all the Genuardi’s in your area sold off? Are you sure you are in a Genuardi’s?
Me: Crap. Hold on.
<I run up to the front of the store to look at the sign.>
Me: I stand corrected. I am at a Weis Market!
Mom: Mhm. You better get yourself to customer service for a Weis club card before you go to the checkout.
Me: Yes, yes I should. Thanks, Mom! I am such a dummy… I didn’t even realize the store had changed over. Duh. Now what did you actually call for? …