Thursday, December 12, 2019
I am an Idiot

Idiot Theater – Grocery Store Episode

(BTW… I am the idiot…)

<My cell phone rings>

Me: Hey, Mom… What’s up?

Mom: Hi Honey… Where did I catch you?

Me: I am at Genuardi’s.

Mom: No, you’re not.

Me: Um… Yes, I am.

Mom: I don’t think so. Weren’t all the Genuardi’s in your area sold off? Are you sure you are in a Genuardi’s?

Me: Crap. Hold on.

<I run up to the front of the store to look at the sign.>

Me: I stand corrected. I am at a Weis Market!

Mom: Mhm. You better get yourself to customer service for a Weis club card before you go to the checkout.

Me: Yes, yes I should. Thanks, Mom! I am such a dummy… I didn’t even realize the store had changed over. Duh. Now what did you actually call for? …

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