Sometimes I am a bit of an Idiot when out on dates.
Case in point:
So… we were kissing, and I stopped, and turned my head away.
Him: What’s wrong?
Him: Why did you stop?
Me: Well… um… I didn’t want to burp in your mouth.
<Long pause… as we sat there staring at each other…>
Me: You’re welcome!
(I’m really smooth… right?)