Thursday, December 12, 2019
I am an Idiot

Idiot Theater – “You’re welcome!” Episode

Sometimes I am a bit of an Idiot when out on dates.

Case in point:

So… we were kissing, and I stopped, and turned my head away.

Him: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing.

Him: Why did you stop?

Me: Well… um… I didn’t want to burp in your mouth.

<Long pause… as we sat there staring at each other…>

Me: You’re welcome!

(I’m really smooth… right?)

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