Ordering my dinner at a local pub, on a busy Saturday night.
Me: …and I will have the onion rings with that.
Waitress: I’m sorry, we are out of onion rings until Monday.
Me: I’ll wait.
<Long pause, as she stares at me with a puzzled face>
Me: Um… I am kidding.
Waitress: Oh, hahaha.
*I think the waitress and I are tied for Idiot status here. She didn’t get it… and I was kind of an Idiot for goofing with a very busy server, who was really trying to help.
