Phone conversation with a friend. She is away on a trip… Friend: I am getting ready to go out while we are talking, if you don’t mind. I am putting you on speaker. Me: No worries. That is fine. So, I think we have worked out the – Friend: Dammit! Oh, god. Aw geez. Me: […]
Category: Friend Idiots & Contributors
Woofing Down Food Episode
Thank you to my friend, who just texted me to share his own Idiot moment. xoxo Idiot: I just swallowed a whole cream cheese packet because I was eating so fast from being hungry Idiot: Well, not the whole thing, but the top that you bite off. 🙁 Me: Laughing so hard right now Idiot: […]
“I sent the fax… it just didn’t go through” Episode
I want to thank my friend for putting this call on speaker phone, and allowing me to share. Friend: Hi there, this is [friend’s name], and I was just calling to follow up on my prescription request. Idiot: Those requests take 3-5 days ma’am. Friend: Yes, I understand. I called with the request over a […]
Idiot Theater – Nature Lover Episode
I need to preface this one by saying that when my friend called me, HE started the story by saying, “I know I am an idiot for doing this, but…” Here is his story from yesterday morning: I was driving to work around 6am, when I noticed all the cars on the highway ahead of […]