Wednesday, August 21, 2019
Everyday Idiots I am an Idiot

“Just the Tiniest Bit” Episode

I am the Idiot here… Shopping in a specialty store that has an extensive selection of samples… olive oils, balsamics, salts, jams, dips, mustards, etc. My friend heads toward the main room with dips and fruit vinegars, and I take off for the gourmet salt room. After a few minutes, I emerge, frantically scanning the […]

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Dating Site Idiots I am an Idiot

“Would you mind?” Episode

Our first date was going really well… until… Idiot: How do you feel about smoking? Me: Not a fan. Idiot: Oh, really? [This should not be a surprise. My dating profile clearly states that I prefer non-smokers. Look at me – out on a date with someone who listed themselves as an “occasional smoker”- trying […]

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I am an Idiot

Idiot Theater: “I wish I had a fan” Episode

The actual conversation was too long to quote, but in the interest of fairness, I wanted to post another ‘Idiot of the Day’ where _I_ am the idiot, because… well… I deserve it. I was chatting with a friend last night, and we were commisserating about the sudden change in the weather. Neither of us […]

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