After days of friendly, appropriate, and encouraging conversations, we decided to meet. He really wanted me to come to his apartment, but I insisted on meeting in a public place. I used the “I promised my mom that I would always meet people for the first time in a public place” since few people argue […]
Category: Dating Site Idiots
“That is Quinoa” Episode
Idiot arrives late to our first date, and is annoyed that I am already at the bar and have ordered myself a drink. I offer to move to a table, but he wants to stay at up at the bar. Idiot takes forEVer to decide which beer he wants, while constantly texting on his phone. […]
Sir? Daddy? Um… No Episode
After chatting through the dating site platform for a couple of days, I finally give him my number. Idiot: I am going to text you, and then you text me back to make sure I sent it to the right number, okay? Me: Sure *We start texting through iMessages Idiot: Hello, Miss Me: Hi there […]
It’s Like Marble Episode
4 days of normal chatting happens, and we agree to meet… 1 day before we were scheduled to meet… Idiot: Want a laugh?? Me: Yessss Idiot: I took a WHOLE viagra this morning. Lol. My friend’s dad gave me one. Holyyyyyyy shit. Me: Interesting Idiot: Very Idiot: It’s like marble On the day we were […]
You Wanna do WHAT?!? Episode
Inappropriate introductory messages on dating sites have become so common, that it is difficult to find unique specimens to post anymore. I have not been using the sites for a while now, and only occasionally pop in there to see if anything “Idiot Theater worthy” is sitting in my In Box. That said… imagine my […]
So Romantic! Episode
There was a time when I thought this guy really had LTR potential, and we exclusive, on track for long term… until we weren’t. Have not heard anything from him in a loooong time. Until today. Idiot: hey Me: Hi there. I figure you texted me by accident, and were trying to reach someone else. […]
The “C” Word Episode – Part 2 – He’s Baaaaaack
This guy: http://blog.idiottheater.com/?p=246 … from May 2014… is back. January 9, 2017 Idiot: Nice to see your smiling face, [my dating site user name]. Worth every penny of $30. How have you been? How’s the cat (very cute–I have several rescues here). Idiot: You could at least say hello. No need to be rude. 😎 […]
No Excuses Episode
This is the first contact from this person. Afternoon… Idiot: Hi I’m (his name). Whitpayne tavern later ? Meet up ? Me: Hi (his name). I have a full day planned, and since I work from home, no snow day for me. Also, I prefer to chat a few times before meeting someone. If you […]
Bantu! Top 10 Dating Site Opening Lines from This Week
Top 10 opening lines from the dating sites this week… Too far away for me to afford to meet you Will u come out date go to wineries spend quality time Hey I hqve brothers there in Lansdale and HARLEYSVILLE. Let’s grab a drink son You changed your profile pic. A Lady Of Many Good evening. […]
Too High Maintenance Episode
First contact with this person… Idiot: too high maintenance good luck! Me: Why would you take the time to send an unkind message to someone? Idiot: I’m sorry. Just trying to get a response. Wasn’t sure if this site was for real.Im sure you’re a great person!So….When do you want to meet? Me: I am going to […]