January 4 Idiot: Good morning Vicki How are you today? (I did not respond to this message, or any messages on this site for at least six weeks. Reasons included in the following exchange.) January 28 Idiot: Do everyone a favor and don’t swipe right on someone if all your doing is playing games considering […]
Category: Dating Site Idiots
Can we get a room baby? Episode
Idiot: U are amazing Me: Aw… thank you Idiot: Would so love u in my arms baby. Would u love that? Me: I was thinking about that… LOL. What is it you are looking for on this site? Idiot: Thinking about what baby lol? What was u thinking about lov? I want a LTR and […]
Herpe Bumps? Episode
After days of friendly, appropriate, and encouraging conversations, we decided to meet. He really wanted me to come to his apartment, but I insisted on meeting in a public place. I used the “I promised my mom that I would always meet people for the first time in a public place” since few people argue […]
“That is Quinoa” Episode
Idiot arrives late to our first date, and is annoyed that I am already at the bar and have ordered myself a drink. I offer to move to a table, but he wants to stay at up at the bar. Idiot takes forEVer to decide which beer he wants, while constantly texting on his phone. […]
Sir? Daddy? Um… No Episode
After chatting through the dating site platform for a couple of days, I finally give him my number. Idiot: I am going to text you, and then you text me back to make sure I sent it to the right number, okay? Me: Sure *We start texting through iMessages Idiot: Hello, Miss Me: Hi there […]
It’s Like Marble Episode
4 days of normal chatting happens, and we agree to meet… 1 day before we were scheduled to meet… Idiot: Want a laugh?? Me: Yessss Idiot: I took a WHOLE viagra this morning. Lol. My friend’s dad gave me one. Holyyyyyyy shit. Me: Interesting Idiot: Very Idiot: It’s like marble On the day we were […]
You Wanna do WHAT?!? Episode
Inappropriate introductory messages on dating sites have become so common, that it is difficult to find unique specimens to post anymore. I have not been using the sites for a while now, and only occasionally pop in there to see if anything “Idiot Theater worthy” is sitting in my In Box. That said… imagine my […]
So Romantic! Episode
There was a time when I thought this guy really had LTR potential, and we exclusive, on track for long term… until we weren’t. Have not heard anything from him in a loooong time. Until today. Idiot: hey Me: Hi there. I figure you texted me by accident, and were trying to reach someone else. […]
The “C” Word Episode – Part 2 – He’s Baaaaaack
This guy: http://blog.idiottheater.com/?p=246 … from May 2014… is back. January 9, 2017 Idiot: Nice to see your smiling face, [my dating site user name]. Worth every penny of $30. How have you been? How’s the cat (very cute–I have several rescues here). Idiot: You could at least say hello. No need to be rude. 😎 […]
No Excuses Episode
This is the first contact from this person. Afternoon… Idiot: Hi I’m (his name). Whitpayne tavern later ? Meet up ? Me: Hi (his name). I have a full day planned, and since I work from home, no snow day for me. Also, I prefer to chat a few times before meeting someone. If you […]