Warning: If you are squeamish about ailments impacting the female nether regions, move along… there is nothing to see here, or hear here… or whatever. Still with me? Okay. Here we go. So, a fun side effect of my new meds is increased risk of yeast infections. Yeah, that kind… down there. Small percentage. Less […]
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Oh… yeah
Crazy Neighbor: Hi there! Me: … Crazy Neighbor: Hey! Hi! What a beautiful day! Would you like me to help you with your groceries? Me: … Crazy Neighbor: Is something wrong? *She starts approaching me* Me: I’m pretty sure the police told you never to talk to me again, or set foot in front of […]
Beating around the Bush Episode
FRIDAY… Idiot: Hey Me: Hi {his name} Idiot: How are you Vicki Me: Hanging in there. Glad tomorrow is Friday. How was your summer? Idiot: It was pretty good. golfed a lot. Spent time with family And yes, I’m looking forward to the weekend. How was your summer Me: It was pretty low key. I’ll […]