Wednesday, October 27, 2021
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McStake

Went through the McDonald’s drive-through for breakfast this morning. Ordered an Egg McMuffin, a hash brown, and a Diet Coke. I paid for that order, then received a large Diet Coke and a bag of food from the second window, and then I drove away. Halfway home, I reached into the bag, grabbed my hash […]

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Dating Site Idiots Kitten-Grams

WTF is Wrong with You?

After weeks of normal text chatting through iMessenger, and planning to meet up after the quarantine, Idiot disappears, with no messages for a week. After 7 days of silence, he randomly sends a message through WhatsApp. Not just any message… a video. Not just any video… a live, close-up, “kitten-gram” performance. Yep, homemade porn. Me: […]

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