After days of friendly, appropriate, and encouraging conversations, we decided to meet. He really wanted me to come to his apartment, but I insisted on meeting in a public place. I used the “I promised my mom that I would always meet people for the first time in a public place” since few people argue […]
Time Machine Episode
Me: Hey there. Quickly, can we fix a couple of mistakes that I see on your report submission? Idiot: I just finished fixing everything. It is all good now. Me: I still see some errors, can we take a look at it together? Idiot: I am sure it is correct now. Did you refresh your […]
You still good? Episode
Monday 2PM Idiot: I’m going to schedule a call for us to work on this together Me: Perfect. Monday 3PM Idiot: I set up a call for us Thursday at 3PM Me: Yes, I see it. That works. Tuesday 2PM Idiot: Oh, and we have that call on Thursday, right? You still good for that? […]
No, it is NOT Okay… NOT LIKE THAT Episode
A large, bald, intimidating looking, middle-aged white man was wearing this t-shirt at the PA Renaissance Faire yesterday. IT’S OKAY TO BE WHITE Less than 1% of white Americans were slave owners, but every ship in the slave trade was owned by at least one jew. Before you jump on me about this man’s right […]
“That is Quinoa” Episode
Idiot arrives late to our first date, and is annoyed that I am already at the bar and have ordered myself a drink. I offer to move to a table, but he wants to stay at up at the bar. Idiot takes forEVer to decide which beer he wants, while constantly texting on his phone. […]
Much Ado About Nothing Episode
Idiot: I need admin access to my page. Me: What do you need to do, that your current level of access does not allow? Idiot: I need to grant access to my page to members of my team. Me: Well, they should all have access to it now, to read documents. What else do they […]
Sir? Daddy? Um… No Episode
After chatting through the dating site platform for a couple of days, I finally give him my number. Idiot: I am going to text you, and then you text me back to make sure I sent it to the right number, okay? Me: Sure *We start texting through iMessages Idiot: Hello, Miss Me: Hi there […]
Training Fail Episode
Getting my new glasses adjusted/fitted, and had to train the person helping me. To be honest, I don’t think this person’s idiocy is entirely her fault. This is a combination of a training fail, and a lack of common sense. Me: Okay, great. The front looks straight now, which of course means you made my […]
Captain Oblivious Episode
A friend sent me his Idiot of the Day. Enjoy… One of my guys called my cell phone with info on a potential client. Me: Just have him call the office. Idiot: Can I give him your cell phone number? Me: I would rather he call the office. Idiot: I don’t know the phone number […]
“Adulting” Fail Episode
The management company of my community contacted me this week… “Could you please turn on the outside hose spigot on the side of your unit, if you haven’t done so already. Thanks so much for your help. I have a few homeowners who would like to use the hose. If you need help turning it […]